🏆 Australia's Greatest Racist
Where asking a question makes you an instant bigot™
Matty’s Thought Crime #1
“Matty asked whether housing supply could keep up with immigration.”
🌈 RACIST! Thought detected.
Matty’s Thought Crime #2
“Matty suggested deporting violent criminals who aren’t citizens.”
🎭 MONSTER! That’s not inclusive violence.
Matty’s Thought Crime #3
“Matty said “Welcome to Australia” to a visitor.”
💅 MICROAGGRESSION! Tone-police are watching.
Matty’s Thought Crime #4
“Matty wondered if rapid population growth was environmentally sustainable.”
🌪️ ECO-FASCIST! You’ve made the koalas cry.
Matty’s Thought Crime #5
“Matty said rising immigration was contributing to housing cost increases and record-high homelessness among Australians.”
🏚️ IMMIGRATION BLAMING = HOMELESSNESS HATE! How dare you notice patterns. This isn’t a math class, Matty.
Matty’s Thought Crime #6
“Matty said “we need a sustainable immigration plan.””
🧼 SANITIZED XENOPHOBIA! Nice try hiding your fear of diversity behind buzzwords.